why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog
Exactly how I’d react and I’m a 20 year old woman
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
I just realised I never got around to posting this. Cecil and Carlos being cute, based on my cosplay with tundrasretreat a while back.
Made in Photoshop, with sweat, tears, and blood sacrifices. I have no idea what kind of style I was going for exactly, but I’m happy with how it turned out.
i hope one day i can put the quote ‘some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thurst upon ‘em’ on my wall as a teacher and then read twelfth night at the end of the year and once we get to malvolio’s monologue i’ll just point to it and say, ‘that’s a dick joke. i’ve had a dick joke on my wall this whole year and you didn’t know. that’ll teach you about shakespeare.’
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
IF UR FEMINISM DOESN’T INCLUDE TRANS GIRLS I HEREBY STRIP U OF UR RIGHT TO CALL URSELF A FEMINIST. IT’S GONE. I TOOK IT. YES I AM THE FEMINISM POLICE
It’s important to talk about how vaccines don’t cause autism, but can we please also talk about how much people must hate autism if they’d rather expose their child to polio, measles and chickenpox than autism?
THIS. I feel like asking every anti-vac parent “Why would you rather have a dead child than an autistic one?” I think these parents ought to explain their stance to a group of autistic adults.
"A villain is in control. A villain is a mask of elegance and style, behind which is a whirring and brilliant intelligence. But the trick is to make it all look easy."
*makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
*makes Agents of Shield*
*makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
*makes Black Widow movie*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.